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— Liam Gibbs, who loves giving away stuff 'n' junk 'n' stuff
Before They Were Famous: Appetite in "The One That Appetite Is In"
Appetite, the pet and garbage disposal for the Bad Guys. Nothing is known about this gargoyle creature, where it came from, when it was born, what it does to pass the time when it's not eating. How did Master Asinine find this thing? Answers don't exactly abound in this flash fiction, but this nightmarish constant snacker let's you shed light on a tiny fraction of its past. Get ready for the nom-noms!
Before They Were Famous: Franchise in "That Short Story That Franchise Is In"
Before Franchise was the cowardly little crock he is now, he ran one of the top-million most important recharge stations on all of Gaia! Owned by the Refensil family, mom and pop Refensil employed their only son, Jacob, round the clock just to make sure bills stayed paid and sons stayed bored. But when Legion swings by with an offer to get out of his backwater town, Jacob can't say no...especially when Jeffy comes along to trash the place.
Before They Were Famous: Reef in "This Cockamamie Tale Some Dude Cooked Up"
Reef is a totally unadulterated, enigma-wrapping riddle. Nothing is known about his past. Even Legion himself can't get through the classified red tape that surrounds Reef's employment record. So what's Reef doing in the Good Guys? Who placed him there? Why was he placed there? For what reason? And why were those last two questions asking the same thing except in different wording? Get none of your answers in this amazing preview into Reef's life. Find out nothing about his hyperability, Discover bubkes on what makes the man tick! But at least have fun watching him drunk. Yay for inebriation!
Before They Were Famous: More coming soon!
More stories coming as the writer's time frees up: next on the block, Pincushion and Power Plant.